imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal*
jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…
(Source: frikiskrew)
Reblogged from
toastheaven,
Posted by
theshittyfoodblog.
Wine glass full of Mac and cheese garnished with two dinosaur chicken nuggets.
What a fucking mood though.
I feel called out.
someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*
me:
(Source: luzonbleedingheart)
Reblogged from
confirmance,
Posted by
godotal.
be romantic and dirty with me
